{"title":"All of this is magic against death","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"team-net-mesh-beanie","title":"Team Net Mesh Beanie","description":"\u003ch2 data-end=\"259\" data-start=\"236\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"259\" data-start=\"240\"\u003eThis is the best high output beanie on the face of the earth. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"278\" data-start=\"166\"\u003eWe dreamt of making a beanie like this.\u003cbr data-end=\"208\" data-start=\"205\"\u003eProbably because so many of the ones we’ve worn have been a nightmare.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"536\" data-start=\"280\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"536\" data-start=\"280\"\u003eToo hot.\u003cbr data-end=\"291\" data-start=\"288\"\u003eToo cold.\u003cbr data-end=\"303\" data-start=\"300\"\u003eCan’t stop thinking about your itchy forehead while your legs finally feel good.\u003cbr data-end=\"386\" data-start=\"383\"\u003eWet and useless the second you start moving. Fucking Goldilocks bullshit while you’re grinding uphill wondering why this even has to be complicated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"618\" data-start=\"538\"\u003eThe ones that \u003cem data-end=\"560\" data-start=\"552\"\u003ealmost\u003c\/em\u003e work turn into soaked rags.\u003cbr data-end=\"591\" data-start=\"588\"\u003eHeavy.\u003cbr data-end=\"600\" data-start=\"597\"\u003eCold.\u003cbr data-end=\"608\" data-start=\"605\"\u003eMiserable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"808\" data-start=\"620\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"808\" data-start=\"620\"\u003eAnd somehow the the performance once look weird and the swag ones are miserable to perform in.  A Carhartt beanie is cool as hell looking but you’re not blasting 5k vert in that thing while looking like Action Bronson before the weightlifting. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1051\" data-start=\"733\"\u003eThis thing had to hold warmth \u003cstrong data-end=\"770\" data-start=\"763\"\u003eand\u003c\/strong\u003e get rid of it instantly.\u003cbr data-end=\"798\" data-start=\"795\"\u003eIt had to dump sweat, work when wet, and fit like a knit beanie despite being cut and sewn from an existing technical material. 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